Scorn Horn

Fun game: trying to figure out how being asexual and having kinks(???) makes any sense at all

What is the name of the mecha that lives inside you?

Tiny robo critter that moves me with gears and levers and pulleys and shit

And is fueled by pure fast food garbage

i wanna see all the cute shirts you have

I’m at work so I only have boring, not cute shirts :c

But at home there is a plethora of cute stuff bc I keep coming across it on the intent and I can’t stop myself

Like the amazing sea otter shirt I got last week

Why are you such a buttfor?

What’s a buttfor???

(Also the answer is insecurity and anxiety, mostly. As well as being a lardass)

garasaki:

Cute photos~

garasaki:

Saki

garasaki:

Saki

I’m bored so y’all should ask me invasive personal questions before insecurity outweighs boredom and your opportunity is lost forever

Graphene infused gel memory foam for heightened thermal conductivity

Vertically oriented tencel infused covers

The exciting world of mattress technology

What with yer phase change materials and yer mem’ry foams and yer Bluetooth bases with audio input ports

upgraders:

unclefather:

this is what our tax dollars pay for

good

upgraders:

unclefather:

this is what our tax dollars pay for

good

I’m bored at work, should I talk about dumb personal things

Our Idk what else should I do, someone help me

I still have 9 hours to go of this

Got woken up by an awful leg cramp

This is exactly what I want before going into an eleven hour shift

Throat hurts so badddddddddd

Hurts to swallow and I can’t do anything about it for now

Which is great when you talk for a living

runrabbitjunk:

DO YOU LIKE BEARS? DO YOU KNOW, OR ARE STUDYING JAPANESE?

Then please take my bear manga! Due to some birthday-related adventures I now have two copies of Volume 1 of the Shirokuma Cafe manga, which I really don’t need, so I am giving one away! I am also including some stickers to stick on your FAVOURITE BEARS, and a cute alpaca plushie to pacify THE BEAR WITHIN. And maybe some other mystery stuff too?

Rules:

- Like and/or reblog if you are interested and I will randomly pick a person to send bears to a week from now (Apr 30th).
- BEAR MANGA IS IN JAPANESE. So, please only enter if you can and are actually going to read it. It’s good if you are studying Japanese though because it’s pretty simple as you can see from these example pages.
- I’ll ship bears anywhere.
- That’s about it, send me an ask if there is something you would like to know i guess!