Tumblr dating game: make excessive posts about whatever you want with reckless abandon for your follower count
When you have only one follower left, congratulations! You found your soulmate, now go and get married
Yo if they make house boats, do they have mqnsion boats? No not yachts those are fkn dum, I just need like two dozen bedrooms, make it official Skypehaus boathaus
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
Living on a houseboat for a while would be fun, but I bet there’s all kinds of problems and shit to take care of
Maybe just like, a year or even less. Who wants to be my first mate
I feel sick I ate too much fried rice
At least there isn’t anymore because I probs would’ve eaten it anyway
